KNEEL

rhiannon42:

#i don’t know what’s going on here but I don’t care

ahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

ohmygodi’mgoingtodie

fancykraken:

niceguyloki:

FOUND IT

So much second hand embarrassment.

(Source: deathofadeity)

kappaskulljoke:

KotetsuXTomoe

http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=3847478

Expectation: I feel a little bit better today!
Expectation: I feel a little bit better today!
Expectation: I feel a little bit better today!
Expectation: Hey, I think I feel pretty good!
Expectation: I guess that means I'm normal now! Time to go live a normal life!
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Reality: I feel terrible.
Reality: I still feel terrible.
Reality: Is this seriously "recovery?" This sucks.
Reality: I don't want to be thinking about all of this shit, this is exhausting.
Reality: I guess today's not so bad.
Reality: Today is bad again.
Reality: Today is bad, but I think I'm starting to understand why.
Reality: Wow, how long has it been since I cleaned my room?
Reality: Cleaning my room didn't make me feel any better, but hey, room's clean.
Reality: Whoa, okay, I need a shower. And maybe a haircut? Definitely a haircut.
Reality: Everything sucks.
Reality: Okay, except you.
Reality: And you too, I didn't mean that you sucked.
Reality: And that thing that I like is pretty cool.
Reality: What was I talking about?
Reality: Oh, THAT'S why my ex broke up with me.
Reality: Wow, it turns out that was totally my fault?
Reality: I was the jackass.
Reality: Holy shit, I am such a jackass.
Reality: Everybody must hate me.
Reality: EVERYBODY HATES ME.
Reality: Okay, how could everybody hate me? I mean, even if I'm a jackass, the Law of Averages dictates that SOMEBODY out there would probably like me anyway.
Reality: Why would everybody hate me anyway, I'm awesome.
Reality: ...I'm not that awesome.
Reality: Sometimes I'm pretty awesome, though.
Reality: OH MY GOD I HATE MYSELF
Reality: WHAT IS THIS, I'M RIGHT BACK WHERE I STARTED
Reality: EVERYTHING SUCKS, THE WORLD SUCKS, I SUCK, NOBODY WILL EVER LOVE ME AND I WILL DIE UNMOURNED AND ALONE
Reality: ...What the hell was that about?
Reality: Anyway, gonna get stuff done.
Reality: Gonna get stuff done
Reality: Getting stuff done
Reality: WHY DO I FAIL AT EVERYTHING
Reality: WALLOWING
Reality: WALLOWING SOME MORE
Reality: Okay NO MORE WALLOWING, we've fucking talked about this, we're not doing this right now.
Reality: ...I can't believe that worked.
Reality: Huh.
Reality: So hang on, is this it?
Reality: I mean, is this recovery? Am I doing this right? Is it going to be over soon?
Reality: I just want to be normal.
Reality: I am such a ridiculous trainwreck of a human being. How do I even exist? Why do I get to have friends? Why do you people talk to me? There's so much about myself that I really don't like, and there's probably even more stuff that I don't even know about that isn't too hot, either. And I'm working on it, but man, it's hard.
Reality: ...I just realized that everything I just said is normal.
Reality: Oh my God, am I already normal?
Reality: I'M ALREADY NORMAL. THIS IS NORMAL.
Reality: It's...not exactly everything I was hoping for, to tell you the truth.
Reality: ...Oh well.
Reality: Today was okay.
Reality: Maybe tomorrow will be better.

samwiseg:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

theoriginalspike:

miljathefailcat:

passthecocaine:

sassygayelk:

endlesslydead:

skynia:

jennstarkid:

did you ever know how a pineapple grows?

now you do

I THOUGHT THEY GREW ON TREES!

MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE

this is so sureal

YES THIS

When I went to Costa Rica last year I was on a drive with my family there and we drove by a pineapple plantation and I got really confused and upset and I commented on it and everyone looked at me like I was stupid. 

I thought they were attached to the tree/bush/thing by the green part!

GODDAMMIT PINEAPPLES START MAKING SENSE

I don’t even like pineapples but my whOLE LIFE I THOUGHT THEY GREW ON TREES

huntedwitch:

I really, truly, honestly and full-heartedly believe that Yoh would have never, EVER, forgiven himself over his own son dying because he was too weak to stop a human invention of war, even if he came back to life, because it didn’t only mean he still wasn’t powerful enough to protect whom he loves, but also that his entire choices in life were mistaken. No matter how many sacrifices he had previously done and how good it sounded to actually continue helping people with going to war, it meant that he was wrong over letting Anna come with him, wrong about going in the first place, and wrong about thinking everything would be alright.

Because the horrid guilt of your son dying in a war you took him to doesn’t just vanish. Doesn’t ever vanish. Specially when he’s cursed when he comes back.